YUL BRYNNER DOESN'T GIVE A MOTHERFUCK
Matthew Burnside
he wipes his ass with the Louvre
bathes in the Grand Canyon
punches down clouds that block
his sun. On the weekend, he fucks
up the Taj Mahal with his buddies
Toshiro Mifune and Genghis Kahn
all because he is Yul Brynner, and
Yul Brynner doesn't give a mother-
fuck
MATTHEW BURNSIDE'S work has appeared most recently in PANK, Juked, Ginosko, Contrary, decomP, and Danse Macabre, among others. He is managing editor of Mixed Fruit. He doesn't always write poetry, but when he does, he prefers the soundtrack of two or more pterodactyls breeding.
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