TRAPPED IN GARY BUSEY'S HOUSE, ONE TEXT LEFT
Matthew Burnside
I'd rather have my dick stuck in a Chinese finger
trap with George Lucas than be stuck here, but
here I am. My mother warned me never to accept
an invitation from Gary Busey. Oh god, and now
I've used my last text to write
this shitty poem
MATTHEW BURNSIDE'S work has appeared most recently in PANK, Juked, Ginosko, Contrary, decomP, and Danse Macabre, among others. He is managing editor of Mixed Fruit. He doesn't always write poetry, but when he does, he prefers the soundtrack of two or more pterodactyls breeding.
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