The Six Definitive Rules of Contemporary Poetry as Figured Out By a Classroom of Twelve Year Olds
1) Inconsistent
2) Doesn't stay on topic
3) Doesn't explain anything
4) Abundance of assertions
5) Mixes objective/subjective until you can't tell the difference.
6) Is it funny or is it serious? No one knows.
posted by Mike Young at 2:38 PM
5 Comments:
On point assertion. The innate wisdom of youth makes me sometimes feel like I'm decaying.
perfect.
i'm going to hang this on my wall.
even the littles respect the sobject.
sobjectory: trajectory of your sob
Children are dumb.
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