The Six Definitive Rules of Contemporary Poetry as Figured Out By a Classroom of Twelve Year Olds

1) Inconsistent
2) Doesn't stay on topic
3) Doesn't explain anything
4) Abundance of assertions
5) Mixes objective/subjective until you can't tell the difference.
6) Is it funny or is it serious? No one knows.


Blogger Brian Foley said...

On point assertion. The innate wisdom of youth makes me sometimes feel like I'm decaying.

7:06 PM  
Blogger Mo said...


i'm going to hang this on my wall.

7:48 PM  
Blogger Bryan Coffelt said...

even the littles respect the sobject.

10:26 PM  
Blogger Mike Young said...

sobjectory: trajectory of your sob

10:29 PM  
Blogger Dan Boehl said...

Children are dumb.

10:19 AM  

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