couch wizard

Dear Internet Friends Who Live in Chicago (see picture if you're not sure whether you live in Chicago or not),

As of yet, I have no place to stay during my AWP visit to your fair city. That's Feb 11-14. If you have a couch-like object I could sleep on, I would be most appreciative, lavishing you with tales and orange rinds. In other words:

me: yeah that is all i need really
i am not fussy
but i think it would be funny to post a wanted ad
for a couch on my blog or on htmlgiant
so maybe i will do that
daniel: haha
that would probably work too
me: i can make it really uncomfortable
"look, guys, i know i'm not as popular as some of the internet bloggers, and i know i'm no xxxxxxxxxxx here, but maybe just a piece of cheese, i mean a radiator, i mean a pillow, not even a pillow, just a footstool, i can sleep on a footstool, i am the size of a foot"
daniel: hahaha
take pictures of yourself sleeping on a couch and post them
me: hahahaha


Blogger lisa ladehoff said...

i would say you could stay at my place but i think people already are. have you checked couch surfers?

6:27 PM  
Blogger Mike Young said...

thanks, lisa. i haven't tried couch surfers yet, but that's a good idea if all else fails

6:52 PM  
Blogger sam pink said...

i might have something. the only thing is, the last time i slept on the couch in question, i found both a bag of mold underneath the cushion, and a pair of underwear with a huge bloodstain on them. no joke homey. shit is real in the motherfucking chi.

11:50 PM  
Blogger Mike Young said...

a bag of mold?

let's email, real sir

11:57 PM  
Blogger sam pink said...

yes, the bag of mold. long since become legend, the bag of mold affronted many.

4:11 PM  
Blogger Bryan Coffelt said...

sometimes i have bags of mold in my fridge.

mike, you can stay at my place and commute back and forth to chicago. i have to hit daniel bailey in the face anyway.

8:57 PM  
Blogger Mike Young said...

It's the of, guys. I can understand a bag with mold, but a bag specifically designated for mold is, like.

Bryan, you should hit my face with your face.

9:24 PM  
Blogger Daniel Bailey said...

i am still praying for your couch situation.

11:38 PM  
Blogger Seth said...


12:41 PM  

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