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Midnight! (I'm Not Famous Yet) - The Cinnamon Urns

I met the Kool-Aid man in the train depot
He had a cheap tattoo and a two week growth
There are batteries on the bathroom floor
Pentagram on your girlfriend's door

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Midnight! And I'm not famous yet
All I am's accruing debt
Midnight! And I'm not famous yet
Put a chainsaw through my chest
La la la la through my chest

I met Richard Brautigan at the game
Had a shotgun popsicle in his brain
There are bricks through the windows of the moral men
When I smile I look sad and French

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I met Calvin Coolidge on his namesake bridge
He had a sawed off lightbulb and a blue syringe
There's a wrestling team on its way back home
There are forty pills in a girl I know

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I didn't ask if you were sorry
When you screamed I'm coming it didn't save me
I feel about the same
You feel about the same
Oh we feel just about the same

Midnight! And we're not famous yet
All we are's accruing debt
Midnight! And we're not famous yet
Put a chainsaw through my chest
La la la la through my chest