there are people alive to affirm that i've run out of french fries and sort of just ate it off my finger
This is a commercial for barbecue sauce from Oroville, CA. Oh Lord-- if there were some way to include this in MC Oroville's Answering Machine. Dear Jessica Smith: I need your help. You've made books with perfume on them. Can I make my chapbook smell like barbecue sauce?
posted by Mike Young at 1:49 PM
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just dilute the barbecue in water and then put in one of those $2 perfume squirter's (for lack of better word). spray away.
You're a smart panda, sir.
Atomizer!
(A device for converting a substance, especially a perfume, medicine, or barbecue sauce, to a fine spray.)
the perfumer whose scents i buy for the take-home chapbooks is here:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=6565914
she probably has a barbecue scent. i wouldn't put it past her. the gingerbread scent i bought from her smells exactly like gingerbread. maureen bought one that smells exactly like tomato plants (the stems, not the fruit). exactly.
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