For a limited time only,
NOÖ Journal offers more bad poems at discount prices:

1) You donate $9.00 (5 poems) or $18.00 (10 poems)
2) Our crack team of award-winning poets builds you a bad poetry chapbook.
3) We put the money toward printing more free and good poetry  (and fiction and essays) in NOÖ.

It's a small donation with a beautiful receipt.

In honor of Matt Jasper, a generous donor, we present as an example of our quality output the full & free chapbook entitled Matt Jasper: A Collection of Bad Poetry, featuring Alex Burford, Blake Butler, Jack Christian, Bryan Coffelt, Elisa Gabbert, Rachel B. Glaser, Tao Lin, and K. Silem Mohammad.

Don't you want one of your own?

Bad poems make excellent gifts:

1) Birthday gifts
2) Christmas gifts
3) Monday gifts
4) Tuesday gifts
5) Gifts-for-your-meter-reader
6) Gifts for people who are in space, which we hear is sad and boring.

To donate online click below, and optionally include in your note the following:

--1) Any relevant poem information (poem subject, dedication, form, etc.)
--2) Any preferred poets from the list above

We will email your bad poetry chapbook to the email address you specify in your transaction.
It will arrive as a small PDF so you can print it, share it, crinkle it and sprinkle it as though it were salt, etc.

Click below to get your bad poetry chapbook! Thank you for helping free literature!